The War of the Douchebags just got a little more interesting thanks to the shit-hot investigative journalism of No One Here Is Asking. This site puts my sad little comments on this epic battle of wussyladies to shame. [Thanks to Peter for the link.] Man, I cannot wait for the staged sissy-slap fight they're gonna have backstage at the MTV Music Video Awards. In a real sissy fight with real hair-pulling, my money would be on The Bravery. But this is a staged PR extravaganza, so The Killers will come back and win with some crazy illegal tag-in at the last second. Then the ref will get hit with a chair and the whole thing will spill out of the ring and the Hulkster will tear his shirt to pieces and...
Okay, I've managed to crawl out of my ultra-vivid hangover-induced WWF daydream. Captain Lou and Cindy Lauper showed up... shit was incredible.
Aaaaanyway...
A very special thank-you to Lane from DEVA for sending me the greatest link that ever linked. SERIOUSLY, GO THERE NOW!!
Happy Birthday to Brian the Designer. The greatest Polish joke ever was born on April Fools Day! Snap!!
I finally managed to check out my man Caleb's video for Matt Pond PA. The fucker made it on no budget with no time. If I'd known he was a genius I would have spent more time being nice to him so I could get free stuff and plus-ones and shit someday when he's famous.
Finally, thanks to absolutely no one for not doing me any goddamn favors and showing up for Low-Life last night. We had fun without you, bitches. Have a good weekend. I have LCD Soundsystem tix, so next week I'll regale you with tales of punk-funking hipsteriffic asymmetrical haircuts and tight blazers and ironic high-top sneakers.
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